nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

foreverdowntocuddle:

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

(via Tumbling)

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

tastefullyoffensive:

Ladypug [x]

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

born-sassy:

While I’m waiting to talk to someone in the counseling office…