wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

psychodelicswagattack:

disneyisinmyblood:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

This was badass

I didn’t get it until I was older

This is sick as fuck.

avenuequed:

martyrdom-or-suicide:

hardestcopy:

iamtonysexual:

scIENCE

….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?

…did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?

Stephen Fry is everyone’s homie and if you are not Stephen Fry’s homie just don’t even 

mindoftheunkind:

Real nigga all day and tomorrow.

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

angelclark:

33 Pictures Taken At The Right Moment 

We are huge fans of perfectly timed photos that capture perfect (and usually funny or unexpected) moments that come and go with a blink of the eye. The internet is abound with images shared by people who have captured images at just the right moment or from just the right perspective, so we wanted to share some more of them with you.

peopledontalwayssuck:

sktagg23:

It’s the first time someone has ever fallen off the Forbes's billionaires list because of how much they donated to charity.

peopledontalwayssuck:

sktagg23:

It’s the first time someone has ever fallen off the Forbes's billionaires list because of how much they donated to charity.

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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