Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
While I’m waiting to talk to someone in the counseling office…